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Jizz in My Pants - Lonely Island Music Video and Lyrics

Jizz in My Pants - Lonely Island Music Video and Lyrics

Jizz in My Pants - Lonely Island

Lock eyes from acros?s the room
Down my drink? while? the rhyth?ms boom
Take your hand and skip the names?
No need here for the silly? games?
Make our way throu?gh the smoke? and crowd?
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud?
Move in close? as the laser?s fly
Our bodie?s touch? and the angel?s cry
Leave? this place? go back to yours?
Our lips first? touch? outsi?de your doors?
A whole? night? what we've? got in store?
Whisp?er in my ear that you want some more
And I

Jizz in my pants?

This reall?y never? happe?ns you can take my word
I won't? apolo?gize, ? that'?s just absur?d
Mainl?y your fault? from the way that you dance?
And now I

Jizz in my pants?

Don't? tell your frien?ds or I'll say your a slut
Plus it's your fault?, ? you were rubbi?ng my butt
I'm very sensi?tive, ? some would? say that'?s a plus

Now I'll go home and chang?e

(?jorma?)? I need a few thing?s from the groce?ry
Do thing?s alone? now mostl?y
Left me heart? broke?n not looki?n' for love
Surpr?ised in my eyes when I looke?d above?
The check? out count?er and I saw a face
My heart? stood? still? so did time and space?
Never? felt that I could? feel real again?
But the look in her eyes said I need a frien?d
She turne?d to me that'?s when she said it
Looke?d me dead in the face, ? asked? "cash? or credi?t?"
And I

Jizze?d in my pants?

It's perfe?ctly norma?l, ? nothi?ng wrong? with me
But we're? going? to need a clean? up on aisle? 3
And now I'm posed? in an awkwa?rd stanc?e becau?se I

Jizze?d in my pants?

To be fair you were flirt?ing a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothe?red and hot
Pleas?e stop actin?g like you'r?e not impre?ssed
One more thing?, ? I'm gonna? pay by check?

Last week - I saw a film
As I recal?l it was a horro?r film
Walke?d outsi?de into the rain
Check?ed my phone? and saw you rang and I

Jizze?d in my pants?

(?jorma?)?speed?ing down the stree?t when the red light?s flash?
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes? on that remin?ds me of you and I

Jizz in my pants?

(?andy)? the next day my alarm? goes off and I

Jizz in my pants?

Open my windo?w and a breez?e rolls? in and I

Jizz in my pants?

When bruce? willi?s was dead at the end of sixth? sense? I

Jizze?d in my pants?

I just ate a grape? and I

Jizze?d... in... ?my pants?

Jizze?d... in... ?my pants?

Ok serio?usly you guys can we... ok?...

I jizz right? in my pants? every? time you'r?e next to me
And when we're? holdi?ng hands? it's like havin?g sex with me
You say I'm prema?ture I just call it ecsta?sy
I wear a rubbe?r at all times? it's a neces?sity

Cuz I

Jizz... ?in... my? pants?

(I jizz in my pants?, ? I jizz in my pants?, ? yes I jizz in my pants?, ? yes I jizz in my pants?)?
Yes I jizz... ?in... my? pants?
(I jizz in my pants? (?akiva! ?)?, ? I jizz in my pants?)?
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Lazy Sunday - The Lonely Island Music Video and Lyrics

Lazy Sunday - The Lonely Island Music Video and Lyrics

Lazy Sunday - The Lonely Island

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon.
Call Parnell just to see how he’s doin’.
Hello?
What up, Parns?
Yo Samberg, what’s crackin’?
You thinking what I’m thinkin?
NARNIA.
Man, it’s happenin’.
But first my hunger pains are stickin’ like duct tape.
Let’s hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery’s got all da bomb frostins.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, BAKERS DOZEN.
I told you that I’m crazy for these cupcakes, cousin.
Yo, where’s the movie playin’?
Upper west side, dude.
Well, let’s hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Map Quest.
That’s a good one, too.
Google Maps is the best.
True that.
DOUBLE TRUE.
68th and Broadway.
Step on it, sucka.
What you wanna do, Chris?
SNACK ATTACK, MOTHERFUCKER
It’s the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yo, stop at the deli.
The theater’s over-priced.
You’ve got the backpack?
Gonna pack it up nice.
Don’t want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals CRAZY DELICIOUS!
I’ll reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
Girl actin’ like she never seen a $10 before.
It’s all about the Hamiltons, baby.
Throw the snacks in a bag and I’m ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater.
Ticket buying, what we’re handlin’.
You can call us Aaron Burr.
From the way we’re droppin’ Hamiltons.
Now parked in our seats.
Movie trivias the illest.
Which Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.
Now quiet in the theater or it’s gonna get tragic.
We’re bout to get taken to a dream world of magic with…
the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
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